Recent content by Howard the moonhead pleb

A medium ish mark so I wrote a report to county about the assessor and told them what I said to him. I won't hide and county sent me another assessor next game lol

Talk to who you want about what you want when ever you want your the ref not a drone like I think most assessers want you to be. Or you could tell the assessor to **** off like I did after the game and told him to put that in he's report. Well done though mate

I see you got to level 6 now Alex , well done

If he had just called me "gay" I would have minced around and done a spin and extravagant action whilst I produced a red card from my pocket

Ha ha ha it's all good , think he fancied me

I sent off 3 today , one for a Kung fu style hi foot challenge into opponents chest, one for deliberate handball on the line and the 3rd for calling me "bald and gay" my response was if I was gay I wouldn't fancy you and sent him off. Very eventful game

Well done mate

Ultimately it is the referees decision , he after consulting the assistant chafe he's mind and award it but it's ultimately he's decision

Booking a player during a game for a reckless tackle, he comes over laughing and saying ref I was only a bit late, he smoked the cigar but didn't have time time to put it out. Then said red least your consistent and walked away happy after recieving he's yellow

I gave a player 2 yellows in the space of about 30secs, one for not retreating at a free kick then the cheeky chap decided to clap me for the decision to book him and patted me on the back. So 2 yellows and your off start the car your going home

Did 2 games a Sunday for 2 seperate leagues. My misses is a Kiwi and she says there aren't that many teams either

Congrats mate

Well done Nikki. I just completed my 1st season and done 45 games. If you need any advice ask as this site is a great tool for bouncing ideas of real and hypothetical situations and there is always an answer to be had. Well done again

Could use the blue/yellow/red card system

I think you need a caution as your clearly obstructing the man behind you and the ball is no where in sight.......? Lmao well done mate wouldn't catch me up there I hate heights