Phrases to players

Anybody got any phrases they like to say to the annoying players?

My favourite 2 are:
'At what point in the game have I told you whats right and whats wrong (or whats good and whats bad, whichever suits), I haven't have I? So why do you think it gives you a rights to do so?'

'If you want an argument, thats fine but there'll only be one winner and we all know who it'll be. Leave it there or you can take an early bath (or if to manager, watch it from the car).'


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I wont tell you how to play football... similarly I dont expect you to tell me how to referee is one I have used.