The Chris Smalling Handbook

[RegalRef]

Lesson number 1 - marking an opponent at a set piece...



Dirty bast@rd.

 

[RegalRef]

Lesson 2 - Doubling up with Marcos Rojo...

 

[Mike]

Feel sorry for Ruffle. This new section of the forum probably means he has no posts in any of the other, actually meaningful areas.

 

[SM]

lol

I await a meaningful post from ruffles like a retarded dog awaits for a copy of the financial times

 

[RegalRef]

lol

I await a meaningful post from ruffles like a retarded dog awaits for a copy of the financial times

You just likened yourself to a retarded dog?

 

[SM]

Not for the first time.

Retarded dogs everywhere take offence

 

[RegalRef]

Not for the first time.

Retarded dogs everywhere take offence

Wait for the 'you can't say retarded' getup....

 

[RegalRef]

Feel sorry for Ruffle. This new section of the forum probably means he has no posts in any of the other, actually meaningful areas.

This is where the cool kids hang out

Eh @HertsFinest

 

[HertsFinest]

My quality jokes stayed in the off topic folder.

The mods are obviously fans

 

[DanCohen17]

My quality jokes stayed in the off topic folder.

The mods are obviously fans

I'm not.

 

[SM]

If by fans you mean, can just about tolerate, then okay. I'm a fan!

 

[DanCohen17]

If by fans you mean, can just about tolerate, then okay. I'm a fan!

Still not.

 

[Charlie Jones]

My quality jokes stayed in the off topic folder.

The mods are obviously fans

I'm a big fan ...

 

[SM]

Of?

 

[RegalRef]

I'm a big fan ...

Get a room you two!