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The Refs Prayer

RegalRef

RegalRef

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Our FA, which art in Wembley
Hallowed be thy Game
Thy Kick Off come
Thy will be done; on the pitch,
As it is in theory.
Give us this day, our daily red,
And forgive us please assessor,
As we forgive those that question us.
Lead us not into confrontation,
But deliver us from idiots,
For thine is the caution,
The promotion, and the glory,
Ref that was never,
Offside.​

My own work! :D
 
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From another web site: :)

Before we take the field we pray
Save us from abuse today.
Save us from disgruntled fans,
From bottles, toilet rolls and cans.
Give my legs the speed to keep the pace,
For the middle of the park is a lonely place.
When the game is over if disaster looms,
Guide us safely to the Dressing Rooms.
Protect my linesmen true and tall,
Let their eyes be sharp for " off the ball ".
To the lads in the dugout seething and fumin`,
Remember lads we`re only human.
Protect my umpires with their coats so bright,
Let their greens be green and their whites be white.
Let their eye and their vision be straight and true
Let their errors, if any, be small and few.
To all our friends on the Sunday Game
Don`t always on us pronounce the blame.
And when at last our time is o`er,
And we`re waiting at St.Peter`s door,
He`ll say "come in lads" with eyes full of glee,
"For your hell was on earth, you`re the Referee."
 
RegalRef said:
Our FA, which art in Wembley
Hallowed be thy Game
Thy Kick Off come
Thy will be done; on the pitch,
As it is in theory.
Give us this day, our daily red,
And forgive us please assessor,
As we forgive those that question us.
Lead us not into confrontation,
But deliver us from idiots,
For thine is the caution,
The promotion, and the glory,
Ref that was never,
Offside.​

My own work! :D
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I'd stick to your chief Burger flipper roll if I were you Regal! :confused::poop:
 
Kes said:
From another web site: :)

Before we take the field we pray
Save us from abuse today.
Save us from disgruntled fans,
From bottles, toilet rolls and cans.
Give my legs the speed to keep the pace,
For the middle of the park is a lonely place.
When the game is over if disaster looms,
Guide us safely to the Dressing Rooms.
Protect my linesmen true and tall,
Let their eyes be sharp for " off the ball ".
To the lads in the dugout seething and fumin`,
Remember lads we`re only human.
Protect my umpires with their coats so bright,
Let their greens be green and their whites be white.
Let their eye and their vision be straight and true
Let their errors, if any, be small and few.
To all our friends on the Sunday Game
Don`t always on us pronounce the blame.
And when at last our time is o`er,
And we`re waiting at St.Peter`s door,
He`ll say "come in lads" with eyes full of glee,
"For your hell was on earth, you`re the Referee."
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love this ... should we make a new religion of referees? got a couple of hymns going on
 
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