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Charlie Jones

Work Until You Don't Have To Introduce Yourself
ill admit it ... I chuckled at that (even though ive heard it countless times! lol) got to love a dad joke
 
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Kes

I'll Decide ...
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How about the man who kept sticking himself into lorry exhausts?

He's just tested HGV positive.... :rolleyes:
 

Charlie Jones

Work Until You Don't Have To Introduce Yourself
Hear about the man that stole a truck load of eggs?

he returned them earlier today, apparently he only did it for a yolk ... :foot:
 

Charlie Jones

Work Until You Don't Have To Introduce Yourself
have you head about the local food factory? they aren't going to be making sausages any longer ...

apparently they are long enough!
 
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Kes

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Tristan Cope, the inventor of the jug died at home yesterday.

Tributes have been pouring in.....:rolleyes:
 

jack.prescott

Work hard, stay humble
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I've heard that the pope has developed a recent obsession with cats, some saying he's now a fully fledged cat-a-holic.


Oh no sorry, Catholic.
 

DB

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A horse walked into a bar.... The Barman says "What's with the long face"

pahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaa :D:):cool::cool:
 

Kes

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I've something I need to tell you all but I'm finding it difficult to say.......

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead. :( :p
 

DanCohen17

Simply The Best
What do you call a man laying on your porch?
Matt

What do you call a man in a hole?
Phil

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug

What do you call a man WITHOUT a spade in his head?
Douglas

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?
Still, no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and a toolbox on its head?
Still, no idea, at all.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, a toolbox on its head and its penis cut off?
Still, no f*cking, idea, at all!


Just like Duncan Bannatyne, I'm out!
 
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