The Ref Stop

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The Ref Stop
A friend of mine has two tickets for this years Play off Final, both in a box with executive seats. He paid £2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... ...it's at St Mary's Church, near Bramall Lane at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too.....She'll be the one in the white dress.
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Apparently,

if you visit Jamaica, you'll pay £4.80 for an apple pie.

Journey further out to Cuba, and you'll pay as much as £6.25 for the same.

Over in Puerto Rico, a lime-frosted pie is £3.35

And in Trinidad and Tobago, it'll cost you around £2.50 for a lemon meringue.

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These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. ... :D
 
Slamming doors, smashing her mug on the table, giving me evil eyes.. Just a few of the things The wife is doing today.
I don't understand it, she said to me last night "Don't forget what tomorrow is’
I've put the bins out , what more could she want ? !!!!
 
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I know a referee friend who decided to marry a girl called pencil. I can’t wait for him to introduce his parents to his bride 2B.
 
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One of the Russian acrobats in our acrobatics team has decided to return home to Moscow.

Now we don't have Oleg to stand on .... :rolleyes:
 
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