agh, it gets better.
Other Assistant turned up in jeans and Ref shirt, gave a crap brief, all ****y about himself being the godliest of gods as he's just got his 4 and still under 24years old, needless to say he had a bad start, missed offside flag from the other side which had my benches up in arms, he came over after another poor decision and gave a mouthfull to the coaches such that had it been a player to me, he'd have been walking - what the f do you know eh coach, well then you shut the f up and sit down and see if you can get a fing goal.
The long pass from midfield, being to far and too quick for the striker so runs out the end, and its a corner.
Half-time, apparetnly I'm the one getting everything wrong, including the definition of a passback - if its passed back inside the area he can pick it up (!).
End of the game I'd say that 20% players shook all hands, 40 % just assistants, and the rest just mine and blanked the ref and assistant. Comments were directed AT me like "well done line-o, maybe we can have you in the midle next time", " shame he let you down line-o" etc, even the two left backs that I'd had a bit of banter with were on my side.
Not blowing my own trumpet but I know my decisions were right, and the benches agreed, but I was consistantly overruled (hey I am just there to assist not insist right?!?) so much so that I just waited for him to take the lead on everything them just followed. benches noted this and found it amusing.
Truely shocking to be on this end of seeing him fall and burn.
But to top it off "right guys, Those theams out there were out for us. Other line-o - thanks, good job, you did what I told you. To me - are you trying to wind me up, going against me? I saw which way they went and I gave them. This game goes no further. Putting 4 YC in (funny - didnt see any given) cos the need to learn." 'll see you upstairs - we're going to sit in the middle of the bar and keep the beer flowing till the kick us out. We need to look like a team."
Needless to say, showered, got my kit, did the plesentries and did one. Know the teams will report him, or give him 61, and I'll back them all the way.
Glad he's a 4 and fropm a dif county - not in my league and not in my county.
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