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Kes

I'll Decide ...

• Apr 8, 2024

• #561

David Beckham's son arrived for training.

"What number shirt am I?" he asked his coach.

His coach replied, "Wear four out there Romeo".

 

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Peter Grove

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• Apr 11, 2024

• #562

I bought a pet rabbit for the kids last week.

It fed it the corner from my ham toastie on Sunday.
Then it ate a little bit of my cheese toastie on Monday.
Then a smidgeon of my mince toastie yesterday.

I found it dead today.


Mixo'mytoasties.

 

one

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• Apr 23, 2024

• #563

A man has been stealing wheels from police cars. Police has been working tirelessly to find him.

 

Kes

I'll Decide ...

• Apr 23, 2024

• #564

Our local pub is so rough.

They had a quiz on last night and the 1st question was, what the f*** you looking at?

 

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Peter Grove

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• Apr 26, 2024

• #565

I swallowed a whole bottle of invisible ink, so I went straight to A&E.

I haven't been seen yet.

 

santa sangria

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• Apr 26, 2024

• #566

Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For Hispanic attacks.

 

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Peter Grove

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• Sunday at 11:48 AM

• #567

If you've never tried blindfold target shooting, then you don't know what you're missing.

 

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Peter Grove

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• Thursday at 5:20 AM

• #568

My landlord says wants to talk to me about why the heating bills for my flat are so high.

I told him he could pop round any time, my door is always open.