I wrote them down on a piece of a4 once and usually scan through the list ahead of most games. This is my gift to you.
Player making unauthorised markings on the f.o.p. with his foot
Player re-entering f.o.p. without the referee's permission
Substitute entering the f.o.p. without permission
For refusing to remove unauthorised clothing / jewellery when asked - or to be found wearing it again
Player refusing to leave pitch after referee has authorised doctor to come on
Player deliberately leaving f.o.p. (offside) for tactical reasons
Attacking player inside goal distracting an opponent as a goal is scored - goal disallowed /drop ball
Reckless challenge (playing in a reckless manner)
Holding (after warning) to prevent moving past or around)
Holding to prevent opponent gaining possession of ball / taking up advantageous position
Handling the ball deliberately to prevent opponent gaining possession
Attempting to score by deliberately handling the ball
Playing in adangerous manner with obvious risk of injury
Deliberate foul for tactical reasons
Attempting to deceive referee by feigning injury
Changing places with keeper during play / without permission
Acts in a manner which shows lack of respect for the game
Playing ball when leaving f.o.p. after being granted permission
Verbally distracting an opponent during play / at restart
Using deliberate trick to pass ball back to keeper to circumvent law (ditto free kick)
Celebration of goal - provocative, derisory or inflammatory gesture - climbs on perimeter fence, removes shirt / covers head with shirt, uses mask or similar
Dissent (verbal or non-verbal protest) against referee's decision
Delaying restart of play - free kicks from wrong position forcing referee to order a retake, appearing to take throw-in, suddenly leaving it to team-mate, kicking or carrying ball away after referee has stopped play, excessively delaying throw-in or free kick, delaying leaving f.o.p. whilst being substituted, provoking confrontation by deliberately touching ball after referee has stopped play
Persistent infringement
Throwing an object in a reckless manner
Feinting to take a free-kick in an unsporting way
Preventing an opponent from taking a free-kick quickly when near the ball - delaying restart
Feinting to kick the ball after the run-up to a penalty
Within 2 metres of a throw-in (after warning)
Within 10 yards of corner arc (after warning)
Player making unauthorised markings on the f.o.p. with his foot
Player re-entering f.o.p. without the referee's permission
Substitute entering the f.o.p. without permission
For refusing to remove unauthorised clothing / jewellery when asked - or to be found wearing it again
Player refusing to leave pitch after referee has authorised doctor to come on
Player deliberately leaving f.o.p. (offside) for tactical reasons
Attacking player inside goal distracting an opponent as a goal is scored - goal disallowed /drop ball
Reckless challenge (playing in a reckless manner)
Holding (after warning) to prevent moving past or around)
Holding to prevent opponent gaining possession of ball / taking up advantageous position
Handling the ball deliberately to prevent opponent gaining possession
Attempting to score by deliberately handling the ball
Playing in adangerous manner with obvious risk of injury
Deliberate foul for tactical reasons
Attempting to deceive referee by feigning injury
Changing places with keeper during play / without permission
Acts in a manner which shows lack of respect for the game
Playing ball when leaving f.o.p. after being granted permission
Verbally distracting an opponent during play / at restart
Using deliberate trick to pass ball back to keeper to circumvent law (ditto free kick)
Celebration of goal - provocative, derisory or inflammatory gesture - climbs on perimeter fence, removes shirt / covers head with shirt, uses mask or similar
Dissent (verbal or non-verbal protest) against referee's decision
Delaying restart of play - free kicks from wrong position forcing referee to order a retake, appearing to take throw-in, suddenly leaving it to team-mate, kicking or carrying ball away after referee has stopped play, excessively delaying throw-in or free kick, delaying leaving f.o.p. whilst being substituted, provoking confrontation by deliberately touching ball after referee has stopped play
Persistent infringement
Throwing an object in a reckless manner
Feinting to take a free-kick in an unsporting way
Preventing an opponent from taking a free-kick quickly when near the ball - delaying restart
Feinting to kick the ball after the run-up to a penalty
Within 2 metres of a throw-in (after warning)
Within 10 yards of corner arc (after warning)