SM
The avuncular one
This chestnut crops up from time to time. Last match, mid second half, a midfielder sidles over to me after a goal and quietly whisper "I can shoot from kick off, can't I ref?"
"You can shoot from kick off if you want mate. However, I have seen your shooting today, any money you want you shank it out for a throw in". Big smile at him.
Suffice to say, he didn't shoot
"You can shoot from kick off if you want mate. However, I have seen your shooting today, any money you want you shank it out for a throw in". Big smile at him.
Suffice to say, he didn't shoot