Musings on today's game - Welcome to the Basement

[Tealeaf]

Yes it was that bad today. With kudos to Axl Rose, this is a tribute:

Welcome to the basement
We've got awful games
We got players who know no laws
But sure know all the rules
They are the people that you find
On every council pitch
And when you get your money, buddy
It's in 20p's.

[CHORUS:]

In the basement
Welcome to the basement
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
Which ref sec have you displeased?

Welcome to the basement
We know that they can't play
Can one of theirs run the line today?
Cos we've only got ten.
And they're very stroppy guys
That're very hard to please
You can get some good games
But they're few and far between
In the basement
Welcome to the basement
Here in, division seventeen
It's, it's gonna make you scream

Welcome to the basement
It gets worse here every game
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the division where they play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll get games 'til infinity
You can have any game you want
And you're welcome to take 'em from me

[CHORUS]

And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, HERE!

You know where you are
You're in the basement baby
You're gonna cry
In the basement
Welcome to the basement
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the basement
Welcome to the basement
Here in, division seventeen
In the basement
Welcome to the basement
Watch it bring you to your
knees, knees
In the basement
Welcome to the basement
Watch it bring you to your
It' gonna bring you down-HA!

I beat you read this in Axl's voice!

 

[HertsFinest]

Absolutely fantastic

 

[Beezer]

Brilliant .......but...............You really need to get out more

 

[SM]

I did think it in axl's voice too! Lol very good

 

[Tealeaf]

Honestly it was terrible today. This came to me about ten minutes in, so I decided to write it down. Better than neck ache...HOOOOOFFFFF! SPLAT! HOOOOFFFF!