SM
The avuncular one
on the weekend, me and my assistants are having a pre match chat in one of the goals mouths. An away team coach comes on and shakes our hands and introduces himself. He remarks that the pitch is very heavy and it is going to be hard for everyone today.
"That's alright mate, I referee from the centre circle, so I don't really run more than 10 yards at a time!"
Without even so much as a smile he says "well it will be hard for everyone else..." And wanders off.
The pitch was incredibly heavy
"That's alright mate, I referee from the centre circle, so I don't really run more than 10 yards at a time!"
Without even so much as a smile he says "well it will be hard for everyone else..." And wanders off.
The pitch was incredibly heavy