Looking at the FOP before my game today, it was wet and a bit squelchy with not a huge amount of bounce but I realised that I didn't really know what surfaces would be easily sellable as unplayable? When it's wet (not frozen), what do you look for?
That's not answered the question, as I see it. Asking what do FIFA officials do if you turn up to a game and the pitch is claggy, todgy or sluggish.
Not complaints from the teams, but fro you as the referee, what do you do, and if it starts cutting up during the game and becomes as such.....
PS - I think your footer is inappropriatly worded for a majoritivly UK forum - calling anyone stupid is not, advisable? But this might be an interpretation of the phrase on my part.