Your "go to" phrases that you always use

[DaveMac]

Whenever players moan about a decision I always use the line "you're here to play football, I'm here to referee. So let's stick to our jobs today."

What quick lines do you use in certain situations.

 

[Padfoot]

"Shut up and go away"

"Can you afford the £10? No? Well shut up then"

 

[Ryan Owens]

"Oh come off it" or "Just shut up and get on with it" or "Do you always moan this much?"

 

[HRW]

You can show me which law that comes under later.

End of!

Come on keeper - even I dont last this long!

Is that due to me being ginger or because I wear glasses?

 

[haywain]

Whenever players moan about a decision I always use the line "you're here to play football, I'm here to referee. So let's stick to our jobs today."

Doesn't that sometimes get the response of 'but I was only asking, ref'

 

[HRW]

If I was perfect I'd be in the PL - whats your excuse?

 

[SM]

If I start giving those, we are going to be here all night!

 

[DaveMac]

Doesn't that sometimes get the response of 'but I was only asking, ref'

No i normally sprint away after saying it!

 

[Alex71]

"Contact - no foul"

 

[Matthew]

"Yes, he did get the ball, but that doesn't mean it wasn't a foul"
"Get on with it"

 

[Trip]

"If you want a world class ref you have to play world class football."

"You are perfectly entitled to disagree with me. But you are not entitled to say so."

 

[HullRef]

"F*** off"
"Your quite wrong there, I do have a dad"

 

[Mick.]

You don't have to agree with my decisions but you do have to accept them.
I think you'll find that I've been equally inconsistent to both sides.

 

[SM]

"F*** off"
"Your quite wrong there, I do have a dad"

??

 

[Ryan]

Look I don't think we have met before but I'm the referee on this pitch, not you!

That is the end of the conversation!

One that I have heard and really want to try:

Right lads, he is getting a caution, anyone else want one form an orderly cue or go away!

 

[lincs22]

It use to be "What??? are you being serious?

 

[Southend-ref]

"Yeah, well so are you."

 

[mike mcgill]

what about how old are you player oh same as my daughter she gives me more grief than you ever can now go away
or that's not a foul my 86 year old grannie kick me harder than that

 

[DanRicketts]

Either you get him back over here skipper or yyou can give me his name.

Only used it once but the got the skipper to verbally berate his own player.

 

[Aled]

"Why spend £10 on a fine when you can spend it on beer!" is one of my personal favorites