RegalRef
Politically Incorrect
Our FA, which art in Wembley
Hallowed be thy Game
Thy Kick Off come
Thy will be done; on the pitch,
As it is in theory.
Give us this day, our daily red,
And forgive us please assessor,
As we forgive those that question us.
Lead us not into confrontation,
But deliver us from idiots,
For thine is the caution,
The promotion, and the glory,
Ref that was never,
Offside.
Hallowed be thy Game
Thy Kick Off come
Thy will be done; on the pitch,
As it is in theory.
Give us this day, our daily red,
And forgive us please assessor,
As we forgive those that question us.
Lead us not into confrontation,
But deliver us from idiots,
For thine is the caution,
The promotion, and the glory,
Ref that was never,
Offside.
My own work!