Kes
I'll Decide ...
Of course you would need to guess at what he was saying, as I dont watch Emerdale unless am visiting my grans.
But it be clased as dissent all the same.
... it'd be sort of garbled and incoherent with loads of apostrophes in it. Probably mention of a whippet in there somewhere as well.
You could always just go home and watch a few episodes of "Last of The Summer Wine" to help you with filling out the discipline report. ...