Red Card

[Brian Hamilton]

The last time an old chap spoke like that, it ended badly. Are you married, Brian?

The first one thought I played too much rugby, the second one thought I watched too much football and the current one just puts up with my obsession over refereeing and football

 

[SM]

Looks like third time lucky!

Someone I know divorced her husband after 18 months. The reason being that he hadn't changed.

 

[Ryan Owens]

The first one thought I played too much rugby, the second one thought I watched too much football and the current one just puts up with my obsession over refereeing and football

Well mind she doesn't shoot you in order to save your legacy.