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Peter Grove

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My wife said to me, "I think we’d have less arguments if you weren’t so pedantic."
So I told her, “I think you mean fewer.”
 
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Peter Grove

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I was watching an Australian cookery show the other day and the audience applauded when the chef made pavlova.

I was surprised. Australians normally boo meringue.
 
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Kes

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I bought my first ever dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door...
 

Peter Grove

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I had nightmares last night because I ate too much liquorice before I went to bed!

Oh yeah, what did you dream about?

Allsorts!!!
 

Tealeaf

Lighting the darkest hour
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Furious sheepdogs demanded action today after thousands of ewes flocked together in the Peak District for the Ban Collie Day.
 

Kes

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There's a bloke on my Facebook page calling himself Buster, who keeps sending me loads & loads of videos of the 1970's group,The Sweet. It's all rather tiresome now. I've tried blocking his posts but they still keep coming. :shifty:
Does anyone know a way? There's got to be a way, to block Buster.
 

Kes

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A Dutch gentleman walks into a pet shop in Amsterdam and says to the owner that he'd like to buy a cat.

"Of course Sir, says the owner, we have lots of cats. What particular breed were you after? We have pedigree cats and mixed breed".

"Pedigree cats? enquired the gentleman. I wasn't aware we even had any pedigree cats in Holland".

"Oh yes Sir, replied the owner. For instance, we have the Groningen Ginger, the Rotterdam Rouge-hair, the Arnhem Blue and many more. These are obviously quite rare now though because of cross-breeding and so forth and so breeds like these are very much in demand and rather expensive.

"Hmmmm, says the gentleman, well I can't really afford a pure pedigree but obviously I'm keen on maintaining out national identity and heritage as much as I can."

"Tell me, he said, gesturing back towards to entrance door ....







"How Dutch is that moggie in the window?". :D
 
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