"Its the new handball ball laws mate, what can I do?!"
Ugh I've had to use that a bit this season, and it's not actually helping at all.
Tbf, I really sympathised with the last one, it was an incident where a player booted the ball as hard as he could and it was going for the opposition player's face. I was amazed he got his hands up in time to block it, because he was so close to the action I thought it was going to take his head clean off. Gave the free-kick and everyone thought it was harsh as they figured that it meant that the player had to eat that ball into the face and lose some teeth in the process.