True Story...

Kes

I'll Decide ...

• Apr 8, 2024

• #561

David Beckham's son arrived for training.

"What number shirt am I?" he asked his coach.

His coach replied, "Wear four out there Romeo".

 

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Peter Grove

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• Apr 11, 2024

• #562

I bought a pet rabbit for the kids last week.

It fed it the corner from my ham toastie on Sunday.
Then it ate a little bit of my cheese toastie on Monday.
Then a smidgeon of my mince toastie yesterday.

I found it dead today.


Mixo'mytoasties.

 

one

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• Apr 23, 2024

• #563

A man has been stealing wheels from police cars. Police has been working tirelessly to find him.

 

Kes

I'll Decide ...

• Apr 23, 2024

• #564

Our local pub is so rough.

They had a quiz on last night and the 1st question was, what the f*** you looking at?

 

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Peter Grove

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• Apr 26, 2024

• #565

I swallowed a whole bottle of invisible ink, so I went straight to A&E.

I haven't been seen yet.

 

santa sangria

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• Apr 26, 2024

• #566

Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For Hispanic attacks.

 

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Peter Grove

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• Apr 28, 2024

• #567

If you've never tried blindfold target shooting, then you don't know what you're missing.

 

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Peter Grove

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• May 2, 2024

• #568

My landlord says he wants to talk to me about why the heating bills for my flat are so high.

I told him he could pop round any time, my door is always open.

 

Last edited: May 7, 2024

santa sangria

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• May 16, 2024

• #569

Doctor, you have to help me…
I have five pen1ses!

Oh… well, how do your trousers fit?


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Like a glove!

 

one

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• May 27, 2024

• #570

Two slices of bread got married. The wedding was amazing until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

 

santa sangria

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• May 28, 2024

• #571

Glass coffins!
Will they ever catch on?


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Remains to be seen…

 

one

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• May 29, 2024

• #572

santa sangria said:

Glass coffins!
Will they ever catch on?


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Remains to be seen…

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At least they would be completely transparent with their clients.

 

Kes

I'll Decide ...

• May 29, 2024

• #573

santa sangria said:

Glass coffins!
Will they ever catch on?


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Remains to be seen…

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Ahem ...

Kes said:

Glass coffins are all the rage on the sub-continent it seems.
Not sure if it'll catch on here though ...

Remains to be seen ...

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From 27th Dec 2019!!

 

JamesL

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Staff member

Level 3 Referee

• May 29, 2024

• #574

Kes said:

Ahem ...



From 27th Dec 2019!!

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You're that guy holds a grudge, aren't you?

 

santa sangria

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• May 29, 2024

• #575

Glass coffins!
Will they ever catch on?


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Remains to be seen…

Kes said:

Ahem ...



From 27th Dec 2019!!

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well… as my dad used to say… much better second house!

 

Viridis1886

That doesn't matter. It's still a foul!

Level 5 Referee

• May 31, 2024

• #576

Is throwing a frisby really an Olympic sport? Discus.

 

Kes

I'll Decide ...

• May 31, 2024

• #577

Viridis1886 said:

Is throwing a frisby really an Olympic sport? Discus.

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It may be one day I guess but Frisbee throwing currently is ...

 

one

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• Jun 1, 2024

• #578

I took my dog to the park to play Frisbee. He is just hopeless at it. I need a flatter dog.

 

Kes

I'll Decide ...

• Jun 2, 2024

• #579

I shall be posting on this thread telepathically tomorrow.

So if you suddenly think of something funny - that was me!

 

Kes

I'll Decide ...

• Thursday at 12:12 PM

• #580

Clubbers in Leeds are using dental syringes to inject liquid ecstasy directly into their mouths!

A dangerous process known locally as "E by gum".