True Story...

[Pwizardo]

You're correct actually, she isn't...

OH YES SHE IS

This could go on for a while so let's just agree to put it behind you (and me)

 

[JamesL]

Boooooo hisssss at you both.

 

[Kes]

If I could change the colour of just one of the seven dwarves I would dye Happy.

 

[Viridis1886]

Just got back from a mammoth shopping trip and I'm exhausted. The hardest part was getting it's trunk and tusk into the boot of the car.

 

[Peter Grove]

It takes five minutes to walk to my local pub and twenty five to walk back. That’s staggering.

 

[Kes]

It takes five minutes to walk to my local pub and twenty five to walk back. That’s staggering.

Same with my pub amazingly.

But as the saying goes - I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

 

[santa sangria]

Same with my pub amazingly.

But as the saying goes - I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

That was (famously locally) written on the wall one of favourite pubs as a kid (I was a pub rat). Along with others: ”preserve life, pickle a squirrel” etc.

 

[FirsFox40]

That was (famously locally) written on the wall one of favourite pubs as a kid (I was a pub rat). Along with others: ”preserve life, pickle a squirrel” etc.

My local-ish is full of kooky crap like this. I'll take notes next time I pop in for a (four) pint (s)